Uncle Jack's Blog
What, you may ask, is “prompt”-ing this particular blog? Well, I have a little time on my hands. Actually, a great deal of time. 27 minutes, to be exact. That is when (approximately) my phone call will (may?) be answered. In the meantime, I am on hold…
A robotic voice repeats every few minutes, “Thank you for your patience. The next available representative will be with you shortly. Estimated time of…”. That refrain is interspersed with a somewhat lackluster orchestral version of Barry Manilow’s “Copacabana”. At least that’s what it sounds like. Perhaps it’s the original version (is there a difference?). Yet, I digress…
Automation may very well have it’s time and place; however, it does not belong in the realm of customer service where a warm, friendly, knowing voice and tone is paramount. Speaking of personalization (weren’t we?)…
At Tailor Cut Produce, we pride ourselves on cutting fruits and vegetables to your exact specifications (and to those of your customers). A small (but mighty) company, we artfully process the jobs that the assembly line big boys will not. We offer a very wide variety of colorfully layered vegetable blends, not to mention sticks and fries in an assortment of hues and items that goes well beyond carrots, celery and potatoes. Add in healthy, delicious school snacks in two ounce portions and just about anything that can be spiralized (yes, I’m talking to you, beets), and you have an incredibly winning combination.
So, allow us the opportunity to share our customized offerings and personalized (read: un-automated) service with you. Simply call Tailor Cut Produce in North Brunswick, New Jersey at 732-246-2002.
Press “one” to speak with Lola.
Press “two” to speak with Tony.
Press “three” to speak with Rico.
“Hold” on… we’re just kidding!!!
From your friends at TCP. (“TCP!”)
ps. We’ll meet you “at the Copa”!
"Uncle" Jack is the most creative person on our staff, and the perfect person to blog. He tries to write at least once per quarter.